" The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go." 10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us? What would you do if you had to arrest your mother? ____________________A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. The cop gets out of his car and walk s to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?
I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I can't do that either. If I do that, I'll bleed to death." "Well, then we need a urine sample." "I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar." "Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line." "I can't do that, officer.""Why not? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
" "Because I'm too drunk to do that." ____________________A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
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The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, maybe your radar gun needs calibrating.'____________________ Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.' As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once? Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. Officer2 : Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
' The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.' As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut? The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
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